[In] mathematics... we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.        Bertrand Russell
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MATHEMATICAL POSITIONS AT UNSEEN UNIVERSITY

Dean of Pentacles
Invisius Professor of Condensed
Metaphysics
Lecturer in Applied Astrology
Lecturer in Vindictive Astronomy
Lecturer in Creative Uncertainty
Professor of Astrology
Professor of Recondite Architecture and
Origami Map-Folding
Senior Wrangler
Superbus Professor of Astrology
Reader in Slood Dynamics
Chair of Experimental Serendipity
Lecturer in Approximate Accuracy
       But not
Egregious Professor of Cruel and Unusual Geometry
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